The Xs & Ys Guide to Fantasy Football

Liz Goes Cruzin’

John — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 22:57:22 +0000

Count your fingers & toes, it’s time for those Xs &… Ys. Gotcha, didn’t I? Guest @Ladd_Davies helps us sift through June ADP data for value plays and stay-aways. Topics include Zac Stacy, Sam Bradford, Antonio Gates and “Flash” Gordon. Plus, Liz calls John a peacock but thinks his new braces are hot.

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Ha! I’ll Believe That When Ducks Fly

John — Thu, 02 May 2013 22:21:07 +0000

Which selections in the 2013 NFL Draft landed in ideal situations, like a nimble chicken, and which will have to wait for their shot at glory? Liz and John discuss sleepers and stashes from the rookie crop. Also who’s on the hot seat? (Josh Freeman.) Who’s end isn’t so tight? (Andy Reid.)

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This ‘Cast Has Character Issues

John — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:36:50 +0000

John leaves the llama farm in Peru and Liz takes a break from the BMX racing circuit to expound on their favorite prospects in the 2013 NFL Draft! Some may surprise you. Topics include DeAndre Hopkins’ hotel room, putting it on the carpet and indomitable booty strength (aka dumps like a truck).

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We Don’t Care Where You Go, But You Can’t Stay Here

John — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 04:44:23 +0000

Where were you the lights went out in Louisiana? Liz and John ponder the fantasy implications of the 49ers and Ravens’ Bayou brawl! What made this tussle unforgettable, who helped or hurt their 2013 stock, and how gross was that Go Daddy commercial? We put a cap on the NFL season and sail off (sniff, sniff) into the sunset. For now…

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SuperBaugh

John — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:05:34 +0000

Steelers super-fan Vik Weet is on hand to talk about the hated — but respected — Ravens and their Super Bowl matchup with San Francisco. Also covered are the week’s media firestorms, goofy prop bets and who Liz voted for at the 2009 SAG Awards.

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Pumped for the PRO BOWL! (not so much)

John — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:19:24 +0000

Our guest this week is Rotogrinders’ Dan Back (@Dan_Back), who projects big swings in ADP from 2012 to ’13. It’s risers, fallers and Super Bowl talk! Other subjects include John’s fear of clowns, what Liz was like in high school and of course, banana-eating.

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Kap and Catfishin’

John — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 02:19:17 +0000

Back again is @thefootballgirl Melissa Jacobs, who give us the inside scoop on Colin Kaepernick and her beloved Niners! Other topics include Manti Te’o, Shane Vereen, Michael Crabtree, Jennifer Connelly and Jordan Knight.

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Contrarians and Chilaquiles

John — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 02:23:07 +0000

The NFL Divisional Playoffs are here, and so is the Loquacious Lozinator, @AmyLAWriter and J-Dawg! We make our predictions for the weekend’s games, discuss the disaster with RG3′s knee and name a couple players whose stock rose or fell after last week’s action.

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Liz Rips Tom Brady a New One

John — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 00:57:19 +0000

New Year, same old schtick with John and Liz! Guest @AlexBergerLA breaks down the Seattle at Washington contest from the Redskins Superfan Perspective (TM). We also take a look back on 2012 in the NFL and hand out some homemade fantasy awards! You didn’t think we’d skip the Wild Card Weekend talk, did you? It’s all here, plus home-made T-shirts ~~and~~ ~~tentacle porn~~ (no).

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Win or Go Home (for Christmas)

John — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 05:47:14 +0000

Guest Nelson Sousa of scoutPRO.com joins Liz and John for a festive, holiday-themed edition of the Xs & Ys. It’s truly a “Touched by an Angel” vibe as we rank flex plays and identify the best and worst moves you can make in the all-important FANTASY SUPER BOWL! Also, John and Liz bat eyelashes at each other under the mistletoe.

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